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Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?

A. Frostbite

When you breathe, you inspire. When you don't breathe, you expire.

Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?

A: The nucleus

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A. Giant holes across Australia.

Q. Where's the one place you shouldn't take a dog shopping?

A. A flea market.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant unlock his car?

A. The keys were in its trunk.